Saturday, 9 June 2012

Power Rangers Samurai Episode Commentary #19



Episode 19: Broken Dreams
Written by: Jill Donnellan
Directed by: Akihiro Noguchi

The ultimate duel is nearly on us! Yes we’re fast approaching the end of the first season of Power Rangers Samurai. It’s been one hell of a ride and there’s still a few exciting adventures to be had before we say goodbye Samurai and hello Super Samurai! What does this penultimate episode hold for us? Will we finally find out the truth about Deker and Dayu? Can we make it through a whole episode without Deker stroking his sword and banging on about the ultimate duel? Will Bulk ever get covered in goo again? For the answers to these questions and more read on…


At Shiba House the Rangers are in training. There’s a whole lot of stick-whacking going on. Jayden has a look of grim determination; he’s still being haunted by Deker’s words. Warped. Twisted. These words appear to be hurting Jayden more than any blow from the part-Nighlok’s blade ever could. The other Rangers are concerned about their leader. Kevin is worried about the after-effects of Jayden’s time as Deker’s prisoner. Emily lets him know that they’re all there for him. Before they get chance to delve further into the troubled psyche of their leader Mia arrives with dire news. She’s cooking for them all tonight! Hiding his distaste quite excellently, Kevin asks what’s the occasion? and Mia explains it’s for Antonio who has been working so very hard on repairing the Black Box. Jayden’s not in the mood for such things and storms off. Mike, ever the funny man, makes a crack about how it’s a bummer for Jayden first being poisoned then having to deal with Mia’s cooking. A remark that doesn’t impress Emily.


Post credits and we’re back with Master Xandred the half-arsed incompetent king of the Nighloks. What’s he doing? I hear you ask. Well he’s complaining as usual. What’s upset Captain Half Arsed this time? Well he’s pissed off that Dayu didn’t even try to destroy Deker after he ordered her to. Well why don’t you try and do something yourself for a change? You useless, annoying gimp! You’re really starting to grate my cheese now. I’m eagerly awaiting your demise. I will laugh as you are finally defeated by the Samurai Rangers in the series finale you putz! Octoroo tries to defend Dayu but she’s feeling pretty down and tries to persuade Xandred to destroy her. Xandred, showing a rather nasty side he should probably use against the Rangers, decides to destroy her in a different way and takes his anger out on her harmonium. Apparently Dayu chose to give herself up to the darkness and that can never be reversed. There is a flashback to a human Deker and we are left once again wondering just what the heck is going on? Dayu is devastated by the loss of her beloved harmonium flees the ship leaving Xandred and Octoroo. It’s time to whip out the monster of the week. This time round its Rhinosnorus. Who I’m sure will be just awesome.


You know what I’m wondering right now? That’s right I’m wondering what our loveable incompetents Bulk and Spike are up to! Well the answer appears to be eating- the lucky sods! I’m pretty damn hungry myself right now. Although apparently that’s all we’re seeing of the comedic duo for now as we’re off following the rampage of a very angry Dayu. She’s only gone and attacked a busker who was innocently strumming his guitar. I personally hate buskers so this scene is very enjoyable. She needs the filthy hobo’s musical essence to repair her instrument (snigger). Luckily for him Mia just happens to be out doing her grocery shopping and is there to save the day. She sneaks off to Morph which brings me back to the importance of secret identities in the Power Rangers universe which I first raised in the previous review.

 

Mia hides when she’s morphin but surely everyone knows they’re the Rangers as they all live in the Shiba House which is obviously the home of the Power Rangers. Anyway, as usual that doesn’t actually matter. The fight between Mia and Dayu isn’t long but at least Dayu finally finds a decent use for a busker, using him almost as a human shield before throwing him at the Pink Ranger. Maybe we should all try using buskers as human shields in conflicts, it’ll make walking through our town centres a lot less awkward. What this poor street urchin needs now is a distraction…


It’s time for the Monster of the Week to show us what he can do. He passes gas apparently. Perhaps not a farty gas but it’s enough to knock out Bulk and Spike. He also gasses the hobo, freeing him from repairing Dayu’s instrument. Luckily for us the rest of the Samurai Rangers have arrived to assist Mia. As the Rangers tackle the villainous Rhinosnorus Dayu makes a run for it, dragging the stinking, unconscious, guitar-strumming hobo with her. Luckily Mia notices and chases after her. Jayden saves Emily from a blast of monster gas and sends her to assist Mia. These guys could really do with some backup. Luckily for them Antonio is on the scene and tells them to leave it to him. But before he’s even had chance to morph he’s got a face full of gas and he’s down for the count. Not so golden this time eh Antonio?

 

Apparently Rhinosnorus is all about the dream eating so I guess we should salute the writers for not calling him “Dreamo” or “Sleepy Monster” although the name Rhinosnorus obviously came from that massive horn on his face. This Nighlok has work to do and his powers are stronger in the dream realm so he jumps into a portal above Antonio’s head and heads off to find Dayu. Elsewhere Mia and Dayu are still battling over the fate of the hobo. Things take a turn for the worse though when Rhinosnorus turns up and gasses the pair, leaving them to face the dream world.


Ji’s got the lowdown on our Monster of the Week. The villainous beast puts his victims to sleep, entices them into a fantasy world and then devours them, preventing them from ever stepping foot in the waking world again. Looks like the remaining Rangers are going to have to enter the dream realm; luckily Jayden has enough power to achieve this feat. In the dream world Mia is apparently aware she’s a bad cook despite the others hiding their disgust so well, but in the dream world she’s a master cook and she’s about to have a dinner party! Unfortunately for Mia that party ain’t happening as she’s not alone. She’s only seen Deker! In a suit! With his beard! Carrying a bride?!?!!? Just what the fudge is going on? Elsewhere, Jayden has used all his symbol power to open a gateway for Mike and Kevin to enter the dream world. It takes quite a strain on the Red Ranger and he is unable to follow them through.


In the dream world Kevin shows the early signs of mental illness as he believes the dream world, people in Victorian style dress in a black and white world, is completely normal. Mike looks worried and he’s not alone in that. Just what the heck is wrong with ya Kev? We live in a multicolour world and I’ve never owned a parasol! Mike doesn’t think it’s normal either Kevin, maybe it’s time to see a psychiatrist. Luckily they’ve managed to track down Antonio in the dream world and he’s still got plenty of terrible gold-based puns to amaze us with.

 

Looks like Antonio’s biggest dream is of catching the biggest fish in the world and winning a trophy. What a lameoid. He could have such better dreams. My own personal dreams involve me and Kevin running hand in hand on a sandy beach whilst Kevin’s dad watches on, commentating in that amazing voice of his. But I digress.

 

We’ve reached what is perhaps the single best moment in the whole of Power Rangers Samurai. Bulk has arrived on horse back in full Samurai gear. And he looks amazing. He makes quite a dapper Samurai warrior and I’m thinking a Samurai Bulk spin off would rock! He is aided by young Spike as his retainer and it’s good the two comedy stooges finally get some quality material to work with. But just as things are getting hilarious that pesky Nighlok bastard Rhinosnorus arrives to try and eat our dynamic duo. He has a really weird arse. What the hell is he? Have bee have rhino?


Luckily for Bulk and Spike Kevin and Mike are able to morph and those super Samurais of ours are ready to take this Nighlok down. Unfortunately Mike’s on his arse in moments and it hurts. Poor guy. Nothing worse than a sore arse trust me. Looks like Rhinosnorus has a few moves- I bet he was a disco king in his youth. He’s throwing magic dream boulders at our Ranger chums and things aren’t looking good for Mike and Kev. It’s a rock.


You know what would be a really clever line to use here? “Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.” It’s a shame these Rangers don’t use cheesy puns and terrible clichés… oh wait Mike just said it. He’s also in the mood for some disco moves himself. He’s decided to use the rules of the dream world to aid his battle against Rhinosnorus. He’s made himself all giant like and is going to play “soccer” (it’s called football and Americans who bleat on about their game being called football, “soccer” actually involves the ball and the foot spending a heck of a lot of time together!).


Well after all that Kevin and Mike awesomeness we should really take a few moments to wind down and go back to the drippy Mia. She remains unconscious in the forest just feet from an equally unconscious Dayu as Emily desperately searches for her fallen comrade. Looks like we’re gonna spend some time in Dayu’s dream world. What shocking secrets will we learn here? Read on dear chums to find out.

 

It’s Deker and his wife who has a gift for him; it’s a sword. Boy he’s sure gonna love that. If there’s one thing that Deker loves its swords, but apparently not in a euphemism for a penis kinda way because he’s married to a woman and clearly not gay! The bearded warrior also has a gift for his fine wife. It looks like some sort of guitar… If I put these clues together do I have an answer to why Dayu’s dreaming about these two…

 

Of course! The woman is Dayu. She was married to Deker! Looks like Mia’s caught up to that idea too. Shit now her house is on fire! She calls out the name of her husband. Apparently Deker is his first name. How odd. I thought it must be second name. I always imagined him as Ray Deker from Illinois. A younger brother called Randy Deker who was accidentally killed during a sword fighting match against a Soviet Warrior leading Deker to dedicate himself to the art in an attempt to avenge his brother’s death. So basically Rocky IV with Samurais. But alas that’s not meant to be.


Their crap hole of a house has burned down and Dayu cradles a coughing Deker in her arms. She’s called for help and a mysterious Nighlok has arrived offering a deal. Dayu obviously hasn’t seen this season’s episode “Deal with A Nighlok” or she’d think twice. She has to sacrifice her humanity and doom herself to an eternity in the Netherworld to save her husband’s life. She’s accepted. Unfortunately there’s a sting in the tail of this deal. Deker is saved from death but now must live as a half human half Nighlok with no memory of his life before. He will never know of the sacrifice Dayu made in the name of love and that just breaks my heart. Now Mia can empathise with Dayu and so can we dear viewer.


I’d forgotten about the poor hobo. He’s just popped out a Nighlok and a couple of Rangers. I’ll be sad to see the end of the Dream World, it was pretty cool. Mike’s made an incredibly insensitive remark about Rhinosnorus’s arse. Now I don’t like bullying, especially from people that are normally quite nice. Casual bullying is not cool kids. It might be a glandular problem or it might even be a tumour. How do you feel now Mike? Rhinosnorus has just told you it’s critical anal cancer and you’re making wise cracks? Shame on you Green Ranger.

 

But back to business! Mike and Kevin have been able to wake all the victims of Rhinosnorus. They’ve cut off his thingy that does the smokey whatsit that makes them go sleepy. The hobo’s awake! The poor guy has had one hell of a day. He looks pretty horrified by the battle that he’s awoken to and he’s off never to be seen again. Rhinosnorus has also made his escape much to the annoyance of our Rangers. Good news gang Antonio’s awake! As are Bulk and Spike! Not sure what’s happened to Jayden whilst everyone else has been in the dream world but I think he should be made to take a drugs test before he’s allowed to drive the Megazord. He looks higher than a hippy on the third day of an open air festival (joke borrowed from Red Dwarf which is much funnier than I am). Antonio’s had to carry him home. Oh god. Octoroo has sent some giant Moogers to attack them and Jayden wants to pilot the Megazord. This is not going to end well. Antonio manages to squeeze in a B-52s reference (Rock Lobster is available on iTunes) what a genius.



After a few sea food based remarks, Antonio and Jayden are able to finally finish these giant beasties for another week. Mia’s awake and apparently didn’t get the concept of the dream world as she’s just asked if she was dreaming. Idiot. Dayu’s pissed about Mia spying on her dreams and I don’t blame her, Mia is the last person I’d want in my dream world. Emily on the other hand…


Speaking of the Yellow Ranger she’s just arrived to save Mia who is pissed off at Dayu; she wanted to help her and she’s betrayed her by attacking her! Ah well the week’s battles are over and we can all relax. Especially Jayden and Antonio. Something bizarre is about to happen. A nearby garage door begins to slowly open revealing a pair of black boots… Who could this mysterious figure be? Well it’s Deker obviously and we know why he’s here but there’s one question that needs answering. Why does Deker own a garage?


It looks like the duel is finally going to happen! Can the exhausted Jayden defeat the part Nighlok sword master? For the answer to that question and more join me for the next episode of Power Rangers Samurai!


Next time: The Ultimate Duel

Pictures taken from the Samurai Power Rangers Gateway

1 comment:

  1. Very good. I worry slightly of your increasing infatuation with Ken though, but I agree that the dreamworld was grade A for awesome.

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